Barry Ace

I'm still alive

barryace@hotmail.com — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:01:10 GMT

Just letting everyone know I haven't dropped off the face of the earth, Myspace kind of made me forget about LJ, but I've also been keeping pretty busy. This past Sunday I did a commercial for Adidas which featured Kevin Garnett of the Boston Celtics, I almost didn't get in (loooong story...) I'm currently filming "Mutant World", which is a new take on the Mutant Arizona series we filmed. I'm once again playing Gary Hoffman but he's different this time, although still a punk. I also play a recurring role on the web series High Heel Samurai as Agent Pierce Styles, check it out at http://www.highheelsamurai.com Also, I will be making my big screen debut soon in the film "What Doesn't Kill You" which stars Ethan Hawke, Mark Ruffalo, Amanda Peet, and Donnie Wahlberg (yes, *that* Donnie Wahlberg.) I play a prison inmate but don't have any lines as I'm not part of SAG. I have an interesting story about the experience but I'm saving it for when the film comes out :) Earlier this year I decided to try my hand at stand up comedy, which gets pretty addicting once you get the hang of it. I've been performing with the Comedy Express (not to be confused with "Badass Xpress") which next comes to the Train View this coming Friday, starting at 10PM. As far as wrestling, I'm not really looking in those woods anymore but I'm still with NLP. That's pretty much it for now. I'll try to come on again regularly as I used to. Peace

barryace@hotmail.com — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:39:41 GMT

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You are slightly modern in your views about wrestling. You still have some traditional beliefs but you believe that the business must be more entertainment-based and must move away from the old and into the new.

[b]Most similar booker:[/b] Paul Heyman
[b]Most similar promotion:[/b] ECW 1998

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OWW Discrimination

barryace@hotmail.com — Wed, 02 May 2007 20:21:29 GMT

I was denied a profile on obsessedwithwrestling.com under questionable circumstances. Below is the rant I posted on their forum:

I have been in the buisness for over 6 years mainly as a manager, and have paid my dues. But when I tried to apply to have a profile on this site, here is the Email I got back...

"Sorry I don't add profiles for indy managers, referees, ring announcers ETC.

... Brad Dykens"

Excuse me? Excuse me??? There are MANY indy managers listed on this site, some of which don't even belong in the buisness, but unfortunately they are. Aside from managing I've also wrestled and even held one title. Keep in mind I was very willing to pay the $25 fee for this site and I do have legit pics, so this is obviously discrimination and that's just wrong! So if you share the same concerns, I urge you all to Email Brad Dykens directly at oww@obsessedwithwrestling.com and tell him what you think of this. Thank you all for reading this.

~Barry Ace

Haven't posted here in a while!

barryace@hotmail.com — Sat, 07 Oct 2006 23:48:47 GMT

Well, it's been a while since I've posted one of these things. Here's what's going on in the life of Barry Ace:

I'm currently filming Part 3 of the Jason's Day Off series. Originally, I wasn't planning to do it, but after Part 2 there was a high demand for Part 3, so I gotta give the people what they want. This one WILL be the last in that series, at least that's what I'm planning. Time for some original material. However, I'll leave the door open for more in case I change my mind and decide to do yet another. The first two, I released immediately after I finished them, this one will be released this friday (Friday the 13th)

UPS still sucks.

Saw Jackass: Number 2 for the first time last night (I know, I know...) MUCH funnier than the first. Defenitely going to see it again (Hopefully Kimba doesn't forget again...)

Upcoming Shows:
10/28 - No Limit Pro - Roxbury
11/18 - CPW vs NWA-NE - Saugus
12/9 - CPW - Cambridge

I have a big BIG plan as far as the buisness goes: I'm not going to say it just yet (people who might steal the idea), but I think it'll rise to heights here in NE.

NEW TATTOO (PICS!)

barryace@hotmail.com — Sun, 28 May 2006 09:09:56 GMT

ASWF Weekend

barryace@hotmail.com — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:12:44 GMT

I debuted as a ref for ASWF on Friday then worked for them again on Saturday. Both shows were pretty good. The results are as follows:

FRIDAY:

Damian Darkside def. Craig Trace (all 3 of us are BX alums)

"Superstar" Richard Byrne def. Predator

3 way dance (I forget who the participants were)

Shockwave (w/Miss Deville) def. Shane Alden

SATURDAY:

Big Bear def Predator and (unknown)

Gino Martino and Outpatient went to a no-contest

barryace@hotmail.com — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 20:44:19 GMT

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barryace@hotmail.com — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:28:59 GMT

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CPW, F.t.L & more

barryace@hotmail.com — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 23:47:12 GMT

Last night was the CPW show. It was pretty good, but I was disappointed about the battle royal, but the next spot was better: after the match between Sick and Twisted beat J Busta and Osirus, they beat up Cairo and called me out to join in for the last show. But I too got attacked and my shoes got jacked again. After they left I got up and was about to stomp Cairo myself, but the ref ruined it for me (grrr). I seem to be getting over pretty good as a face though, one woman at ringside, who I don't even know, hugged me like I was Shawn Michaels. After the show, I filmed some scenes for F.t.L, one of which was where I lick the ring canvas (with dried blood and sweat on it) I'm probably going to be the next Steve-O

Speaking of F.t.L, I got a message from Sin earlier today. He told me that Fruit of the Loom might have the FTL initials trademarked which means I'll have to change the name. I figured since it's mainly just me doing things, it should be just a Barry Ace video. So I figured maybe something like Barry Ace: The Master of Disillusion or Barry Ace: The 4:20 Pimp or maybe even Barry Ace: The Rarest M&^*%#$er alive. "Sgt. Pecker" even came to mind, but Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling (from Howard Stern) has a CD out with that name.

It's not just me is it? Those message board marks are getting stupider by the day, aren't they?

This Wednesday I leave for Florida and will be back on the 17th, so if I don't answer Emails or friend requests, that's why.

Also, a big congrats to F-O and Christian Sain for their CPW debuts last night!

Since the Pats aren't in the Super Bowl tonight, I'll have to go with the Steelers.

That's it for now I guess.

An obscene call I got

barryace@hotmail.com — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:44:05 GMT

I got an obscene call today from some puerto rican guy who dialed a wrong number, he said "I have to come clean with you, I've been fucking your wife." Keep in mind, I'm not even married. I said back to him "I have to come clean with you too, your mom's been blowing me so next time she kisses you, just think, her lips were on my dick."

F.t.L Opening Montage now up!

barryace@hotmail.com — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:51:33 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/?v=-N7LWnUQPyg

"Zer:0 H0ur 1" FINISHED!

barryace@hotmail.com — Sun, 15 Jan 2006 09:06:13 GMT

My first venture into the music world is finally finished! Hopefully my new Sub-Zer:0 album, "Zer:0 H0ur 1" will be released soon. Originally, I planned to do a double album "Zer:0 H0ur 1" and "Zer:0 H0ur 2" together at the same time, but that would've been too much work. However "Zer:0 H0ur 2" is still possible, but the "Zer:0 H0ur 1" tracklist is as follows:

1. AURAville
2. Enter the Night
3. Kung Fu Part II
4. Almost Unplugged
5. The Barry Ace Experience
6. 2006
7. F-Bomb
8. Dante Darrk Presents
9. Repetition
10. Zer:0 H0ur

For a sample, check out http://www.myspace.com/subzer02006

Barry Ace enters the music world????

barryace@hotmail.com — Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:47:55 GMT

I need a soundtrack for F.t.L but I don't want to pay royalties, so I remembered that I had some music software called "ACID" which I had used before but it took me forever to do just one song. I fooled around with some of the music files they had on there and as a result, I was able to compose not one, but TWO songs in just one fucking hour! Damn! Who knows, maybe I have a place in the music buisness as well as wrestling?

I already created a music profile on here with both songs uploaded, here you go. http://www.myspace.com/subzer02006

"You Can't Do That On Television"

barryace@hotmail.com — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 06:48:56 GMT

I was watching "I love the 80's earlier, they did a thing on one of my favorite shows ever: You Can't do that on Television. It's too bad that show's no longer on, I was goofing around with a friend on AIM and made up my own skits about Barth, the firing range, and even the locker room jokes. I had him on the ground laughing, I should've been a writer for this show! Some might remember this show, for those who don't, this was the show that started the Nickelodeon slime craze. Whenever someone would say "I don't know" they'd get green slime poured on them. I always wanted to get slimed, it took me a loooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggg time but I (sort of) finally got my wish 4 years ago when I was at a Slime Time Live taping in Orlando. I was sitting in the second row and got a bit splattered with slime. I was like "Yes! I finally got slime on me!" I even tasted it, tasted pretty good, like lime pudding. Ok, who's ass do I have to kiss to get this show on DVD?????

Here's a pic of the sleeve of the jacket I was wearing at that STL taping. If you look closely you can see the slime stain still on it

New BarryAce.com Intro video

barryace@hotmail.com — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:39:08 GMT

Using youtube.com, I'm now able to put up videos on BarryAce.com without using much of the bandwidth. I also updated my schedule, added ECCW's link, and put up more pics. I would post it here, but it won't let me, so go to http://www.barryace.com to see it instead.

DAMN!!!

barryace@hotmail.com — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 10:45:30 GMT

I just found out today, that my ex might have to do 15 years in prison for satutory rape of a 14 year old... THANK GOD I got out of that relationship when I did!

JAPW, WAW, etc.

barryace@hotmail.com — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:29:35 GMT

I just burnt my fucking knuckle on the side of the inside of my oven which was set at 400 degrees! Damn, that hurt!!!

Other than that, I went to the JAPW show in Braintree. It was a good show, maybe I should make a demo tape for them?

As of this past Friday, I have officially resigned from WAW. I hated to do it, but due to the fact that I'm also working for NWA-NE and CPW (and am working on getting booked in other places as well) it would interfere too much with me being able to work with them and I'm sure it would be a pain in the ass for Chris to have to go around my schedule and I don't want to be such. It's too bad I had to leave, I'll miss them all. If it wasn't for WAW, I probably wouldn't have improved, and for that I'll be thanking them until the day I'm in a wooden box. If I ever do get a promotion started, I'll defenitely use them.

Hard to belive it's almost the end of the year... It's almost like last New Years Eve was yesterday!

This was a pretty good year for me, with wrestling & F.t.L, but I thing 2006 will be better. Here's some pics of my burnt knuckle....

barryace@hotmail.com — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 22:09:08 GMT

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Comments on CPW show

barryace@hotmail.com — Mon, 28 Nov 2005 06:01:02 GMT

Pretty good show on Saturday. I managed Southern Extreme against the Dempseys (who were accompanied by Brian Cairo and Sweatboy) I grabbed the mic and gave what I think was the best promo I ever did. I was supposed to be a heel but I actually got cheered by the fans instead. Right when I said "ACEotica's in the Hiz-Hause!" the place lit up like a Christmas tree! (That's ok, I've been a face before.) I cost SE the shot at the CPW Tag Team titles at the next show when I accidentally tripped Widowmaker and they retaliated. Texas Outlaw gave me the spine buster, then they both gave me the Hart-Attack then Widowmaker Frog Splashed me. They left but Cairo and Sweatboy stayed around and decided to continue to kick me while I was down. Cairo gave me an elbowdrop from the top, Sweatboy choked me out in the corner and then gave me a baseball slide from the next corner. Cairo then motioned to the back and out came Quentin Michaels who clotheslined me. Cairo then montioned toward the crowd and in came Evan Siks and Matt Storm of Sick and Twisted. Siks gave me the DVD, then I got a Frog Splash from Matt Storm. They even took off my pimp shoes (I'm not really sure as to why though.) One final stomp from Cairo ended it as I was carried to the back. As soon as we went through the curtain, everyone congratulated me for taking all that shit. Most of them were like "Damn, I couldn't have taken all that!" I can't wait to see the tape. I also posted a pic of the aftermath in my pics section (not for the weak of heart lol)

AWESOME FUCKING NIGHT!!!!!!!!

barryace@hotmail.com — Sat, 26 Nov 2005 09:27:13 GMT

After a night like last night, where the hell do I begin??? I made an unexpected return to NWA-NE last night, working there for the first time in 3 years!!! (well, maybe two if you count their joint show in West Roxbury.) But it was a great night, it was like the old times being back in that locker room. I came out at ringside for the Tony Rumble Memorial battle royale. I was supposed to be, and was dressed as (driver) Sebastion, but I was announced as Barry Ace so I had to make a quick change. Luckilly I had my Jackass T-Shirt on underneath. I thought this would be a one night only return, but there's actually a good chance I could be back in full time again if things go good! I really wish I could've met Tony, but I've been familiar with who he was since I was 11. There would always be an article or story about him in Wrestling All Stars magazine. The only one I can really remember is when he went after the ring attendant who put on Tony's "Boston" helmet. I also used to get a kick out of his antics on IWCCW.
The unfortunate part of this is that if things do go according to plan, chances are I'll have to leave WAW. I don't want to, but since they run on Saturdays now, there will be a lot of scheduling conflicts, especailly since I'm also working for CPW (which by the way has a show, Collision Course 2005, tonight at the Lowell YMCA) and it just wouldn't be fair to WAW if they had to keep writing around my schedule. But nothing's etched in stone yet. I really wish other indys could run like WAW though.

barryace@hotmail.com — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:54:50 GMT

You belong in EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING (ECW).
It's too bad this promotion is defunct, you
would have fitted in perfectly. ECW showcased
many different styles from high slying lucha to
bloody hardcore brawls. Whatever style it is
you present, you belong in ECW!

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barryace@hotmail.com — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 22:22:13 GMT

Your results:
You are The Flash

The Flash		80%
Green Lantern		80%
Iron Man		80%
Spider-Man		70%
Superman		60%
Supergirl		57%
Hulk		55%
Catwoman		55%
Wonder Woman		47%
Robin		45%
Batman		30%

Fast, athletic and flirtatious.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Birthday, F.t.L, WAW, etc

barryace@hotmail.com — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 10:14:28 GMT

I'm officially 27 now, hard to belive I've been around that long! F.t.L is still going good but I'm fresh out of ideas. My friend Sara suggested something with shopping carts, but Jackass did that plenty of times. I still want to do the tazer thing, I hope Flax still has it. I also plan to put some wrestling footage in it. There was a bit of a problem with WAW today, involving the voting for the 7th anniversary ceremony coming up next week (long story) but I won't let it ruin my birthday.

Jackass 2: The Sequel!!!!!!!!!!!!

barryace@hotmail.com — Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:06:31 GMT

I'm fucking pumped! MTV and Paramount have just given Jackass 2 the greenlight. Filming begins in February! As Steve-O would say "YEAH DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Stolen from Joe Rules

barryace@hotmail.com — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 08:56:32 GMT

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I currently have a mat burn on my right elbow from training, I'm actually proud of it. I also have a scar on my right pinky (fucking UPS....)

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
My Merrimack Valley Confrence Championship plaques (two for Football (one of which is a Super Bowl Championship), one for Hockey, and one for Spring Track), I also have a Stacy Keibler poster, and some packaged action figures hanging up.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It's a cell phone, what did you expect, a Ninja Turtle?

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
80s music, Classic rock. KISS, ICP, CKY, and HIM

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
I belive 11:28 AM

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
For Dayna to get her head out of Danny's ass!

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
my freedom which UPS stole from me!.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
a lot but the only thing that comes to mind is a keychain that says "I'm a real UP person, fed UP, mixed UP, & messed UP" which my friend Christine gave me for Christmas

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Cherry

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
no

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
only that I'll fall and break my neck, other than that, no

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
n/a

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
It was HERO but it's no longer made, I'd say currently Axe

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Long, straight

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO/PROPSING TO SOMEONE AT?
I might do it at a wrestling show

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
beer

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Extra cheese

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Nachos with melted mozzerela & cheddar cheese sprinkled with garlic salt (my favorite!)

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
my supervisor at UPS (heh heh heh...)

20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
yeah, gibberish...

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX):
a pack of gum (orange flavored)

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I doubt it but I remember on the last day of Jr. High, some girl waited until then to tell me she had a crush on me.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Treat them the right way, flowers, drinks

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
69

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
neither. redheads!

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
the one I call to see if there's a "John" there and then ask if they go to the bathroom in a Dixie cup lol

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Dayna not returning my calls! grrr......

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US?
No

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I don't get drunk that easily anymore

36. FIRST JOB?
dishwasher at a nursing home

37. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
hell yeah, see #32

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
updating the only site that clicks ass, BarryAce.com (shameless plug)and Sebastion.tk

40.IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'm a dude so I wouldn't need it (I'm not Michael Jackson)

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
for the fuck of it

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
my smile

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
smuggle it from Mexico

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
the "Monty Python's Flying Circus" box set

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
n/a

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Arthur, my middle name, was named for the 21st president of the U.S. Chester Alan Arthur, whom I'm a decendant of.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
no

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
"Not the index or pinky or the ring or the thumb, but the one you put up when you don't give a fuck."

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
don't remember

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
fuck no

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
vegetarian

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
no

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
since I don't own any by the Spice Girls, I'd have to say no

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
of course

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
don't remember

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
sometimes

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
you don't want to know

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
WAW

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Sometimes

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
don't remember exactly, it could've been Transformers, G.I. Joes, He-Mans, etc.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
24

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
hells yeah

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
yep

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
My friend Christine is a perfect example of what one should look for in someone (trust me, you don't want a Dayna lol)

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
the 4:20 Pimp, the Worm, Big Barry Cool, etc.

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
no. Sketchers

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Vanilla

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Red and blue

73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
none, they've been pulled years ago

74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Michelle (Train View bartender who moved to Florida last spring)

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
go ahead

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
the comp's buzz

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
see #18

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Brian (CPW promoter)

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
the seductive eyes....

82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Pepsi, Bud-Light, Pucker (any flavor)

83. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
wrestling, duh!

84. HAIR COLOR?
blonde

85. EYE COLOR?
blue

86. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
When I'm (driver) Sebastion

87. SIBLINGS?
one sister

88. FAVORITE MONTH?
dunno

89. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Fuck no!

90. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Who wants to be a Millionaire

91. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Halloween, July 4th, Christmas

92. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
depends

93. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer

94. KISSES OR HUGS?
kisses

95. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
either

And I'll add one more:

96. Why couldn't whoever wrote this survey come up with five more questions and make it an even 100?
Fuck if I know!